Let’s take a couple steps back, without the combustion of emotions, when I was still sane or rather insane enough to do things and remember them, when I was still Ufana Ishoyor, when I was still me. Hi, I am ..., I don’t know who I am, I only know who...
So, you’re living your life on the safe lane, following the rules, being the good student, not venturing against your parents orders. In essence, you’re the perfect living zombie. Maybe I began a little too rudely, Hi, I’m Ufana Ishoyor and this is the...
You owe me no such favours; you barely have to talk to me. We are past and I recognize that now, so have a good life. At least, I taught you one thing; “All humans are expendable”. Hi, Ufana Ishoyor here. It’s 7:07 am on a Sunday morning and I literally...
Love Struck, and I mean struck like ‘hit with a stick and so it hurts’ kind of struck. Yep, that’s my story, that’s my tale. Now, I simply live like Selena, waiting for “Breathless moments” to take me down. Hi, it’s Ufana Ishoyor and as usual, my life...
I love you with the charade of facial colours, they make your features come our no doubt but, I’d rather gaze upon your imperfections, your zits, your pimple scars, your dimples, all your features without the fillers, brown mask, liners and coloured pencils....
Yin and Yang, Good and Evil, everything has an opposite and clearly, we all know there’s a difference between sex and love making. Hi, it’s Ufana Ishoyor , how’s your week? Hope Y’all are good. So basically, we all believe in the existence of a Supreme...
This is me making notes cause my life’s class is in session. How about I just give up my happiness and please the world or rather, please YOU. It’s ironic how happy I was with you and yet sad, how complete I felt and yet empty. They say love is finding...
Oblivion as in a state of emptiness where nothing exists, that very point where you know, it’s the end but still lack the ability to comprehend anything including the fact that nothing exists. That deep, empty void, that’s it, that’s the point I’m beginning...
I have always believed in the boomerang effect. I toss it and watch it come back to me. If it does, cool, it was meant to be, if it doesn’t, well, shit happens, I’ll deal with it. Recently, the boomerang’s been getting stuck a lot while I wait for its...
Hey Peeps, it’s your sent from heaven, egoistical therapist, Ufana Ishoyor. How you guys been? It seems like ages since we spoke. Seemingly, I’ve been continually apologizing for not putting up the series and this time, I’d like to throw the blame on...
Hey Fam, it’s your [for today] Musical-Nerd Ufana Ishoyor. How you guys doing? Hope your week’s been as interesting as mine? So, God is good obviously and personally, he shows his goodness to me through music. I mean, words poetically arranged and voiced...
Hey Y’all, it’s your Emotional Tech-Nerd Ufana Ishoyor asking how are you? Hope you’ve been fine this past couple of days... So, I’m done with exams and I know I’m supposed to be working on the series but nature is a beautiful bitch (it just has its way...
Alyson ‘Queen’ Court or Piz, that’s her name but to the world, she’s known as something completely different. She’s everything to me or not but y’all know that feeling when you literally can relate to someone in all terms. That’s the feeling I’m talking...
Hey Fam, it’s your Psycho-logical Tech Nerd Ufana Ishoyor (these days, I’m starting to feel like a season movie, I have the same write up start up every time, I’m a season writer… Lol!). How’s the week going? So, the Bae of my life (not exactly, but well)...
Hey, it’s your psycho Tech Nerd, Ufana Ishoyor. How’s your ending weekend coming? It probably is no news anymore that the members of the Nigerian senate have decided to use 4.7 billion naira to buy for themselves 120 cars (Yep, 120 cars not planes) and...
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